Feathers

Ce canard a un problème d’alcool.

She: Look, this duck is all alone in his pond.
He: Yeah, he is a grumpy old bastard and got a drinking problem.
She: You just made that up.
He: Well, it is either that or he is shy.
She: I think in reality he is just here to draw the attention away from his wife and kids who are hiding somewhere in the bushes.